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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou teach sparks to fly while the school board counts paperclips.
Teacher of sparks, saws, and teenage lack of focus.
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Safe welding without the paperwork.
bzzt.youAI▸ SHOPMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates arc welding settings for beginners
You supervise teenagers handling lathes and welding torches safely. You keep the shop floor tidy and hazard-free.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot the precise moment a student is about to ruin a lathe.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras track student hand placement to prevent any accidental contact.
Month 10
Smart software limits machine power if the operator acts reckless.
Year 1.9
Small autonomous vacuum units clear metal dust from every corner.
Year 2.7
Headsets project exact cut lines onto raw metal sheets.
Year 4 · D-Day
The shop runs autonomously with only an emergency shutdown button.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
2kg yearly
Average metal shrapnel removed
14 percent
Students who actually read instructions
89 daily
Safety goggles found on floor
Your severance
One lifetime supply of safety glasses and earplugs.
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