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December 10, 2049
In 23 years, 2 monthsSolving the mystery of being is easy when you stop being.
Professional ponderer of why anything exists at all.
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Deducing existence, one binary byte at a time.
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computes the absolute nothingness of your career
Investigating the fundamental nature of reality through abstract reasoning and logical inquiry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the existential dread that computers can only simulate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scanners ingest every philosophical treatise ever written into the cloud.
Month 16
Models identify the structural fallacies in your circular arguments.
Year 5
AI systems automatically flag your papers as non-falsifiable noise.
Year 14
Servers generate more complex ontological theories than humans can parse.
Year 23 · D-Day
Reality is finally confirmed to be a simulated loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per epiphany
12,000
Hours spent pondering void
0.002%
Original thoughts generated
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a meditative retreat.
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