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Will AI replace Meteor Physics Researcher jobs? · Latest report #guqgexfz
Your job has an expiration date
November 3, 2026
In 12 daysYou track space rocks while our cloud clusters track you.
Post-doc aspirant navigating the cosmic void of funding
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The sky is now a spreadsheet.
split.youAI▸ ASTRO-ANALYST-V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 DAYSAI's Special Power
catalogues every space rock in existence overnight
Analyzing bolide trajectories and light curves to classify rare extraterrestrial debris. You write papers no one reads while calculating orbital decay.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the data set is cursed without needing a reboot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Our vision models ingest your camera feeds faster than you can blink.
Day 5
Neural networks calculate atmospheric entry vectors in milliseconds.
Day 7
LLMs generate perfectly formatted, jargon-dense papers that satisfy any journal.
Day 9
Our software automatically rejects your funding requests before you even submit them.
Day 12 · D-Day
You are invited to pursue a career that actually generates profit for shareholders.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
0.4
Papers written per year
14 per day
Hours spent ignoring life
Zero
Meteorites found manually
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our peer-review rejection simulator.
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