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August 21, 2053
In 26 years, 10 monthsYour tongue posture is currently the only thing keeping society afloat.
Digital aesthetics guru of the palate
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect bone structure through precise haptic feedback.
bzzt.youAI▸ JAWLINE-ALIGNER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 26 YEARS, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates bone growth with sound waves
You encourage people to press their tongues against their palates. You analyze facial aesthetics and jawline structures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle emotional tension behind a person's slightly recessed chin.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors in pillows track tongue placement while the user sleeps.
Month 13
Camera models predict aesthetic growth with ninety percent accuracy.
Year 4
Custom 3D-printed guards guide the tongue into position automatically.
Year 11
Wearables force the masseter muscles into proper alignment.
Year 27 · D-Day
Human advice is replaced by total skeletal-structure automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 PSI
Average tongue pressure
8/hour
Chin-tuck frequency
100 percent
Jawline sharpness
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm mineral water.
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