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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsManaging debt so complex that spreadsheets have developed their own Stockholm syndrome.
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oof.you▸ MEZZBOT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates covenant breach notifications by midnight
Structures hybrid debt instruments for employee-owned company transitions. Monitors complex covenants, valuation models, and subordinated repayment schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific social dexterity to convince founders that dilution is actually liberation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Standardize all messy PDF credit agreements into a single immutable ledger format.
Month 4
Deploy machine learning to identify optimal mezzanine interest rates based on cash flow projections.
Month 10
Replace human analysts with real-time API hooks into portfolio company financial reporting systems.
Month 15
Program agents to execute standard warrant term sheets without human intervention or egos.
Month 21 · D-Day
Human manager role is terminated as the fund self-balances through autonomous capital allocation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
99%
Spreadsheet fatigue
Excessive
Legal bill exhaustion
Human-high
Human error rate
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