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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour five-word tragedy was just a prompt for a better algorithm.
Professional over-thinker of very short sentences.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite brevity for a shrinking attention span.
glub.youAI▸ STORYFORGE V8.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
churns out irony-laden flash fiction
You labor over character arcs and word counts to evoke emotion in readers. An LLM generates thousands of variations in the time it takes you to blink.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose to leave a sentence unfinished just to be difficult.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your entire digital corpus to map your specific neurotic syntax patterns.
Week 9
The AI learns to hit your exact word count requirements without needing a nap.
Month 3
We deploy a sentiment model to mimic the melancholy you pretend to have.
Month 5
Our servers generate three million stories while you stare at a blinking cursor.
Month 6 · D-Day
We delete your account and set the auto-responder to output infinite, perfect prose.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
0.4
Average Words Per Minute
280
Average Characters Per Story
Negligible
Existence Probability
Your severance
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