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Your job has an expiration date
May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell cloud subscriptions by taking people to expensive steak dinners.
Master of golf course networking and spreadsheet manipulation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the handshake so you don't have to.
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sends automated thank you notes to partners
You manage partner relationships and track quarterly revenue targets for cloud software licensing. Your work is entirely slides and emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which executive needs a birthday card.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors pull your revenue data directly into an autonomous dashboard.
Month 7
Generative models produce your quarterly review slides instantly.
Month 14
An agent handles all partner inquiries and scheduling requests automatically.
Month 23
Software identifies growth opportunities faster than any human can.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The alliance manager account is disabled and deleted forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
200 USD
Average lunch tab
12 percent
Quarterly target variance
48
Emails sent per hour
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one branded coffee mug.
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