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Will AI replace Middle Manager jobs? · Latest report #8vq8ba26
Your job has an expiration date
April 25, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsYou exist solely to forward emails between people who hate you.
Professional email forwarder and meeting filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated status reporting that never sleeps.
bzzt.you▸ SYNCSYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes all microphones during your presentation
You shuffle information between departments and hold meetings to discuss other meetings. You are a human bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment the team stops caring in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors pull data directly from Jira to stop your status emails.
Month 9
Smart agents reject all your recurring sync meetings automatically.
Month 22
An AI core handles the team dependencies you used to track.
Year 2.7
A vision model auto-generates your executive updates in real time.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
The system realizes you are optional and deletes your profile.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
24
Meaningless check-ins per week
182
Emails forwarded unnecessarily
78 percent
Time spent pretending to work
Your severance
One free trial of a productivity tracking app.
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