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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist solely to forward emails you do not understand.
Office professional, master of the 'per my last email'.
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Replacing middle management, one spreadsheet at a time.
toast.you▸ MIDLEVEL.AI V3.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your inbox into the void
You interpret quarterly financial reports and coordinate energy asset reporting across departments. You attend status meetings about meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a colleague is lying on a call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your shared drives to map internal processes.
Month 4
The AI starts generating the reports you manually compile.
Month 8
An agent takes over your outlook to send status updates.
Month 13
Virtual avatars attend your recurring meetings with pre-recorded insights.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a calendar invite for a final farewell meeting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
240
Average weekly emails
32 hours
Time spent in Zoom
14 weekly
Useless reports generated
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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