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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsSoon you will be replaced by a loop of catchy videos.
Professional referee of teenage drama and comma usage.
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filters teenager sarcasm in real time
You grade endless essays and try to keep hormonal thirteen-year-olds focused on literature. It is exhausting, repetitive work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about finishing their book report.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Automated platforms begin tracking every mistake in student writing.
Month 6
AI models learn to spot the standard tropes in every essay.
Month 14
Cameras track wandering eyes to ensure attention remains on screens.
Year 2.1
Engaging, high-production videos replace live classroom lecturing.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Classroom monitoring robots supervise the final silent study period.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
42
Average sighs per hour
3 Gallons
Red ink consumed annually
8
Student attention span in seconds
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium meditation app.
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