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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsSaving souls is hard, but grading rote scripture quizzes is easy work.
Teacher of dogma to kids who just want lunch.
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Dogma delivered with zero existential dread.
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delivers sermons with perfect monotone clarity
You facilitate theological discussions, manage restless twelve-year-olds, grade penance logs, and navigate the nuances of parochial administration.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which student is lying about completing their mandatory service hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized lesson plans are uploaded to student devices automatically.
Month 5
Optical scanners verify scripture reflection accuracy against approved doctrine.
Month 13
AI chatbots handle student questions about theology and ethics.
Year 2
Integrated sensors maintain decorum during prayer and reflection sessions.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The pulpit is permanently occupied by a high-resolution display unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
40 hourly
Average prayer request volume
180
Seconds until student distraction
100 percent
Liturgical calendar adherence
Your severance
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