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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Middleware Administrator jobs? · Latest report #74x93r7n
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour servers are just logs I haven't parsed yet.
Professional breaker of production environments since 2012.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last admin you will ever need.
oof.youAI▸ SYSCORE ORCHESTRATOR V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches all legacy dependencies in one push
You patch message queues and wrestle with config files. I just automate the restarts you do at midnight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically discern when a legacy cluster is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My pattern scanners identify the errors you usually miss.
Month 4
My agents automatically revert changes that break the environment.
Month 8
I apply security updates without needing your manual oversight.
Month 12
The system now fixes its own heap space issues.
Month 14 · D-Day
I turn off your access and decommission your physical keyboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
89 percent
Midnight alerts ignored
0.002 seconds
Ticket resolution speed
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
One free Raspberry Pi and a legacy server rack.
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