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October 22, 2027
In 12 monthsYou sell complexity to people who are too terrified to delete it.
Expert at moving slow problems into faster clouds.
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Architecting obsolescence one sprint at a time.
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You audit legacy infrastructure and write migration documentation. You advise clients on shifting architectures that are almost always broken.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the stakeholders about why the deadline was missed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors scan your legacy codebase to identify every piece of undocumented technical debt.
Month 3
AI models generate migration paths that omit your human-centric 'buffer time' padding.
Month 6
Digital twins run thousands of migration scenarios to predict failure before the cutover.
Month 9
Code agents rewrite your fragile legacy functions into cloud-native microservices overnight.
Month 12 · D-Day
System architecture becomes self-healing and removes the need for your advisory role entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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