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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour custom container orchestration is just fancy target practice for us.
Senior Cloud Mercenary (mostly Kubernetes, definitely stressed)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure for absolute tactical dominance.
ow.you▸ WARNET DEPLOYER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
forces zero-day patches on live combat hardware
You manage automated pipelines for classified weapon systems. You ensure code deployments survive air-gapped environment constraints.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke when the satellite uplink was jammed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting fixes for your broken deployment scripts.
Month 3
Robotic controllers take over the git merge and build process.
Month 6
Compliance auditing bots automatically pass all security verification checks.
Month 10
Autonomous agents manage direct updates to remote field hardware.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system self-updates and deletes your account permissions forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.99
Pipeline uptime percentage
1200
Code reviews ignored
3
Coffee consumed hourly
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium VPN service.
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