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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsFeeding the troops with mass-produced rations is beneath your human potential.
Master of industrial bain-maries and high-volume scrambled eggs.
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Feeding barracks with absolute, cold efficiency.
oof.youAI▸ MESSDECK AUTOMATON V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
prepares five thousand rations without blinking
You manage bulk food prep, kitchen equipment hygiene, and strict menu adherence for service personnel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the oven's pilot light is failing just by the ambient hum.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart inventory tracking eliminates manual counting of dry goods.
Month 10
Robotic stir-fry stations replicate your repetitive frying tasks perfectly.
Year 1.9
Vision-guided arms ensure every tray meets caloric standards exactly.
Year 3
Autonomous sprayers clean the kitchen at night without human supervision.
Year 4 · D-Day
The base kitchen runs entirely without human culinary intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
400 daily
Average meals served
High
Kitchen noise level
100 percent
Standardized recipes followed
Your severance
One crate of MREs and a bus pass.
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