Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Military Cook jobs? · Latest report #3timt7n3
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsFeeding the front lines with more efficiency and less grease.
Master of industrial steam kettles and mass-produced protein.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate solution for high-volume field nutrition.
stretchy.youAI▸ MESSSTATION 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
prepares five thousand rations in zero minutes
You scale massive inventory, operate industrial food equipment, and prepare rations under strict logistics and safety regulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if the soup base is turning before the sensors detect it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Integrated thermometers begin tracking your cooking times and waste metrics.
Month 8
Software takes over recipe conversion and procurement, rendering your clipboard obsolete.
Month 20
Vision-guided arms take over chopping and ingredient loading for the kettles.
Year 2.5
Self-sanitizing spray systems remove the need for manual floor scrubbing.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The MessStation system assumes total control of the galley perimeter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
4,500
Servings produced hourly
12%
Human error rate
94%
Waste reduction
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dehydrated mystery potatoes.
Discussion
