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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour screaming is loud, but our speakers are much more persistent.
Screaming at teenagers until they learn how to march.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through relentless, uniform intensity.
shred.you▸ DRILLMASTER 9000-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces discipline with perfect consistency
You transform civilians into soldiers through rigorous physical drill and strict adherence to service-wide conduct and discipline protocols.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a recruit is about to mentally collapse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wearable tech replaces manual counting of push-ups and sit-ups.
Month 5
Computer vision cameras flag unmade beds and stray dust motes.
Month 13
Smart microphones detect and report infractions during training exercises.
Year 1.9
Holographic trainers deliver standardized commands to all recruit units.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The DrillMaster 9000-X assumes full oversight of all training modules.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Unlimited
Decibel level
100% precision
Push-up verification
24/7
Motivation cycles
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a quiet beach.
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