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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Military Satellite Controller jobs? · Latest report #drri2w6i
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsOrbiting hardware deserves better than a human pushing the buttons.
Professional screen-watcher of cold-war vintage debris.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total vigilance, zero coffee breaks.
split.you▸ ORBITALGUARD-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects orbital decay while you sleep
You monitor telemetry feeds and execute orbital adjustment commands. You stare at screens hoping the birds don't drift.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague panic in a commander's voice during a solar flare.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin flagging anomalies before you even blink.
Month 4
Algorithms handle minor station-keeping burns without human approval.
Month 8
Your three cluttered screens shrink into one simplified interface.
Month 13
AI predicts hardware failures before the telemetry spikes happen.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full command and you are effectively grounded.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.001ms
Telemetry latency
Zero
Coffee consumption
99.999%
Alert accuracy
Your severance
One complimentary telescope and a redacted manual.
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