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Will AI replace Military Sports Coach jobs? · Latest report #54gcbas8
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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou motivate recruits; the algorithm just tracks their heart failure threshold.
Professional screamer, cardio enthusiast, and obstacle course enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision pain delivered at scale.
bzzt.youAI▸ DRILLMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors biometrics to ensure maximum output
You oversee physical training, measure performance, and push soldiers to exceed their previous fitness limits daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which soldier is faking an injury to avoid the morning run.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wearable tech begins tracking every soldier's movement and output stats.
Month 7
Cameras replace your eyes to count reps and correct poor form.
Month 16
Algorithms write the training regimen based on unit performance data.
Year 2.2
Synthesized voices begin delivering commands and motivation to the squads.
Year 3 · D-Day
The machine takes the field and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.4%
Infinite
Pushups per minute
Zero
Empathy levels
Constant
Heart rate monitoring
Your severance
A decommissioned whistle and a thank you note.
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