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the mid-1990s
Already deprecatedYou deliver cold jugs to people who now use grocery apps.
Professional sunrise-witness and glass-bottle carrier.
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Liquid logistics without the human interaction.
nom.you▸ DAIRYDROP-V1▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE MID-1990SAI's Special Power
delivers dairy without waking the baby
You loaded glass bottles into trucks at dawn and dropped them on doorsteps. You were a neighborhood ghost.
The one thing AI can't do
You were the only person who knew which porches had loose steps in the dark.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1960
Cheap refrigeration makes daily home delivery an expensive luxury.
1975
Fewer customers mean longer, less efficient driving paths.
1985
Standardized plastic jugs remove the need for sanitization returns.
1992
Grocery stores offer lower prices than a dedicated delivery service.
Already
The final truck is sold at auction for parts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2
Bottles broken per week
12000
Steps walked before sunrise
100%
Percent of routes now automated
Your severance
A vintage metal crate and a dusty route map.
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