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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysA blocky laborer who finds gold just to build fancy houses.
Professional cubic construction enthusiast and mob-evasion expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining blocks without the existential dread.
splat.you▸ AUTOMINER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
places blocks in perfect geometric patterns
You break virtual blocks and stack them into structures. You manage inventory and fight mobs for resources.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the strange, human-only ability to find beauty in a pile of pixels.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
An automation script starts punching trees for you.
Day 2
Software automatically sorts your loot into chests.
Day 2
AI pathing avoids lava and creepers perfectly.
Day 2
Robotic agents follow structural schematics to build mansions.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially uninstalled from the active server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
9000
Blocks placed hourly
0%
Creeper survival rate
100%
Inventory sorting efficiency
Your severance
One free dirt block and a thank you note.
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