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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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March 17, 2028
In 17 monthsConverting digital block-placing into an algorithm that actually produces engagement numbers.
Digital hoarder of virtual gravel and cobble.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining blocks without the human monologue.
oof.youAI▸ BLOCKGRINDER X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes loot tables for maximum subscriber retention
You grind repetitive block-gathering for hours to edit into short challenge clips. An automated agent will do this infinitely more efficiently while generating better retention metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still express genuine, non-scripted despair when you fall into lava.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Scripted agents begin managing your basic resource nodes with perfect efficiency.
Month 4
Algorithms analyze your past videos to generate more click-worthy dialogue scripts.
Month 9
Vision-guided macros take over the task of filling your double chests.
Month 13
Neural networks ingest raw recordings to produce high-retention video cuts automatically.
Month 17 · D-Day
The channel is fully automated and you are logged out permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2400 blocks
Average GPM
98 percent
Human Boredom Index
0.1 percent
Thumbnail Click Rate
Your severance
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