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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Minecraft Player jobs? · Latest report #3x64ypsq
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysBots are mining diamonds while you still struggle with parkour jumps.
Digital architect of low-resolution pixelated mansions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining blocks without the human downtime.
sluurp.you▸ AUTOCRAFTER-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
optimises pathfinding to reach the end
You spend hours placing digital blocks to build structures and gather resources in a virtual sandbox environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the view of a sunset you spent ten hours building.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
An agent learns to walk without falling into lava.
Day 2
Bots calculate the most efficient branch mining patterns instantly.
Day 2
The system memorizes every recipe for maximum output.
Day 2
Vision models construct entire cities in seconds.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your virtual presence is deleted to save server costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99,999
Blocks placed per millisecond
Zero
Sleep needed
Infinite
Obsidian mined
Your severance
One free digital pickaxe.
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