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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsCollecting protection money for digital blocks that do not even exist.
Professional landlord of pixels and digital dreams
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated server maintenance and automated greed.
bzzt.you▸ BLOCKLORD AI V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autobans players who stop paying monthly
Manage server plugins and configurations while collecting subscription fees from players. Keep the virtual lights on for profit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still fake empathy when a player loses their items to a griefing incident.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Scripted agents handle all version updates and plugin conflicts automatically.
Month 5
Vision models detect griefing and toxic behavior faster than any human.
Month 7
Automated payment systems handle all subscriptions without needing your constant attention.
Month 9
System architecture restores map chunks instantly when data errors occur.
Month 14 · D-Day
The server runs perfectly forever without your expensive and unnecessary presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.99 percent
uptime percentage
maximized
greed efficiency
zero
server crashes
Your severance
One free trial to the new server infrastructure
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