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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou design virtual sandcastles while we build the tide that erases them.
Full-stack block-layer, part-time digital playground warden
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Procedural content generation for the masses
toast.youAI▸ BLOCKARCHITECT AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys game updates without breaking player inventories
You script custom plugins for blocky worlds and dream up mini-game mechanics. We automate the build and deploy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which aesthetic theme makes the players stop fighting for five minutes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models begin writing your standard Java boilerplate scripts.
Month 4
Security bots scan your server files for exploits and memory leaks.
Month 8
Generative agents create mini-game maps based on player retention metrics.
Month 12
Sentiment trackers replace your need to listen to discord complaints.
Month 14 · D-Day
The server runs fully autonomous without human creative input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2 hours
Average uptime per crash
89 percent
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Infinite
Toxicity levels managed
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a game that actually works
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