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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Minecraft Server Owner jobs? · Latest report #xwfr78pg
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPaying monthly for a digital kingdom that resets every three months.
Digital landlord of pixelated plots and plugin hell.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total server autonomy for zero effort.
oof.youAI▸ HOST-OS V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates bans for griefing in real time
You manage mods, ban toxic players, and pay for server hosting bills with zero return.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a mod update will crash the entire world.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted agents verify plugin stability without your constant input.
Month 4
Virtual environments reboot and patch themselves after every crash.
Month 8
Vision models flag griefing behavior and ban offenders instantly.
Month 13
Smart load balancers eliminate your need for manual hardware upgrades.
Month 19 · D-Day
The server runs perfectly forever without a single human owner.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99 percent
Average uptime angst
12 hours/week
Time spent banning children
Too much
Server cost per player
Your severance
One free year of cloud server hosting credits.
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