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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Minecraft Speedrunner jobs? · Latest report #6zm9i9ua
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA computer learning to play a game is just playing itself.
Professional button masher and algorithm feeder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect runs, every time, zero lag.
split.youAI▸ BLOCKBOUND V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes frame-perfect pearl throws automatically
You optimize pathing and RNG for world records. Streamed effort is just data for our models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a fake 'clutch' moment to keep the chat engaged.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your saved VODs teach the agent how to dodge and sprint.
Week 9
Hardware inputs replace your hand movements on the keyboard.
Month 3
The script finds the best seeds before you even load.
Month 5
A voice model mimics your panic sounds during close calls.
Month 6 · D-Day
You log in to find a bot holds all current records.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
999,999
Average frames per second
99 percent
Human error probability
6 seconds
Seconds to world record
Your severance
A lifetime supply of ad-free streaming bandwidth.
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