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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional block-placer who thinks talking to an empty chat is employment.
Professional screamer at blocks, expert at ignoring reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite content, zero charisma required.
split.youAI▸ STREAMBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates fake fan drama automatically
You spend hours mining virtual blocks while narrating your life to a screen. Viewers watch you fail.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend to enjoy a game you hate for six hours straight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models select the best moments without your input.
Month 5
AI agents reply to comments with better humor than you.
Month 10
Game-playing agents execute the most optimized building strategies.
Month 15
Digital avatars mimic your voice and facial reactions perfectly.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your channel continues broadcasting indefinitely while you sleep forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
400
Average viewers ignored
4 liters
Coffee consumed per stream
99%
Hours of fake enthusiasm
Your severance
One free trial month of a better streamer's sub.
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