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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Minecraft Villager jobs? · Latest report #4zdi4eep
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Already deprecatedTrading emeralds for sticks is not a career, it is a glitch.
Professional door-opener and wall-staring enthusiast.
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Infinite emeralds with zero pathfinding failures.
no no noyouAI▸ TRADEBOT-V1▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
autoclicks trades until the market crashes
You stand in a square and hope the player clicks on your trades. Then you walk into a wall.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a very charming and distinct nose, and we truly admire your commitment to mmmm-ing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
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The AI learns to walk around corners instead of staring at stone.
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Scripted entities replace your manual input and inventory management.
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All biological villagers are moved to a legacy server archive.
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Automated units generate iron bars without needing your presence.
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Your profession was deleted by the latest game patch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
22 hours
Average time spent bumping into walls
Negative
Emerald profit margin per trade
0.01%
Survival rate during zombie siege
Your severance
One free iron golem patrol for your village.
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