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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsSelling dust to kids is a growth industry until machines take over.
Small-scale peddler of geological curiosities for the wheezing youth.
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The only rock dealer that never needs sleep.
squeeze.youAI▸ MINERALVENDOR-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters mineral dust from children's breathing space
You source mineral specimens and manage transactional exchanges with small customers. Efficiency will soon replace your retail presence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact weight and texture of a specimen without a digital sensor.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An automated site begins taking orders to bypass human interaction.
Month 5
Sensors identify mineral quality faster than human touch ever could.
Month 10
A gantry arm boxes rocks without creating any dangerous dust.
Month 16
Software predicts mineral demand to prevent over-purchasing at quarries.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The automated kiosk replaces your entire sales desk permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
400 yearly
Rocks sold to minors
72 percent
Average child lung capacity
too high
Dust inhalation risk
Your severance
A sack of quartz and a bus ticket.
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