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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsWriting policies for rock piles is just data entry with better stationery.
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squeeze.youAI▸ POLICYFORGE PLANNER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
bypasses public consultation with pre-baked policy logic
You draft local minerals and waste plans and evaluate complex planning applications. You balance environmental impact with industrial demand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific flavor of local political rage during a public consultation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors ingest every existing minerals plan and local policy document.
Month 6
An agent writes draft policy sections for minor planning applications.
Month 12
The machine generates all technical committee reports and summary briefs.
Month 18
Sentiment analysis software automatically addresses and categorizes all public objections.
Year 2 · D-Day
PolicyForge produces the entire local plan in under three minutes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200 annually
Pages of jargon generated
12 per cycle
Public hearing heckles
890 yearly
Coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital complaint mailbox.
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