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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour windmill obstacle is just a glorified bug in the system.
Master of glow-in-the-dark carpets and broken putters.
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Perfect putts without the human overhead.
brr.you▸ PUTTR-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates putting surface friction automatically
You manage themed putting courses, repair neon signs, and balance fluctuating seasonal foot traffic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge exactly when a birthday party group has become truly unmanageable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Dynamic pricing software begins to automate your hourly capacity planning.
Month 10
Smart mats track ball movement and identify maintenance needs without you.
Month 20
Mechanical actuators repair course features before humans ever notice the failure.
Year 2.5
Floor-scrubbing droids replace your late-night vacuuming and spill management shifts.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
A centralized dashboard manages the entire park while you collect severance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93%
94%
Average putter frustration
Weekly
Neon sign repair frequency
High
Revenue lost to ball theft
Your severance
One free round of golf at a defunct course.
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