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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour geological models are just expensive noise to our predictive algorithms.
Senior analyst (mostly Excel spreadsheets and existential dread)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining certainty without the human guesswork.
nom.you▸ GEOSIGHT PREDICTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates core samples at light speed
You process rock density data and market trends to tell companies where to drill for ore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a site team is lying about their drill log.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software cleans your messy seismic spreadsheets before you even open them.
Month 4
Predictive models forecast commodity price swings better than your market research.
Month 8
AI writes your feasibility reports in seconds while you drink coffee.
Month 13
Clients prefer chatting with a bot that never gets tired.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are officially redundant as the machine directs the drills.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40,000
Data sets parsed per hour
47 percent
Human geological bias
99 percent
Drilling success rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our seismic map data feed.
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