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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou teach students to dig holes that robots will occupy.
Tenured architect of dusty, forgotten geologic models.
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grades 500 papers in three seconds
You lecture on structural geology and mineral extraction while grading complex lab reports and theses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a student why their seismic data looks like literal garbage.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your slides are uploaded to an automated learning platform.
Month 5
Vision models instantly score complex geotechnical lab reports.
Month 13
AI agents provide better, faster feedback to students.
Year 2.1
Algorithms secure funding with higher success rates than humans.
Year 3 · D-Day
The department is permanently transitioned to fully autonomous operation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Average student attention span
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Unread faculty emails
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Research papers ignored by industry
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