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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsMoving rocks is easy; moving spreadsheets about rocks is even easier.
Professional spreadsheet wrangler for remote Australian dust bowls.
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Automated ore logistics, zero personnel onsite.
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reoptimizes haul truck routes in real time
You coordinate drill schedules, haulage logistics, and safety audits across remote Australian mine sites. Your days are mostly spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a site supervisor is lying about the equipment maintenance schedule.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors on all trucks upload performance data to our central cloud.
Month 5
AI predicts haulage needs and adjusts truck routes automatically.
Month 13
Drones replace manual site walkarounds for safety compliance monitoring.
Year 2.2
A single software dashboard replaces your entire management office.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your login is revoked, and the mine runs perfectly without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
42
Spreadsheets per day
8
Safety meeting hours
95%
Field visits missed
Your severance
A commemorative hard hat and a bus ticket home.
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