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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour public service announcement is now an AI hallucination.
Professional obfuscator and ribbon-cutting enthusiast.
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delivers perfectly poll-tested speeches in real time
Ministers manage departmental portfolios, draft policy legislation, and attend endless parliamentary sessions and media briefings to justify decisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a voter in the eye while lying to them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your policy responses before the questions are asked.
Month 5
Legislation is written by algorithms that prioritize budget efficiency over politics.
Month 13
Synthetic avatars replace your presence at local constituent engagement meetings.
Year 1.9
Policy adjustments are made by real-time data monitoring instead of debates.
Year 3 · D-Day
The Ministry is now fully managed by a dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero percent
Average scandal impact
Instantaneous
Bill drafting speed
Variable
Constituents satisfied
Your severance
One honorary knighthood and a board seat.
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