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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour career path is just a series of photo ops anyway.
Professional ribbon-cutter and master of the vague press release.
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Optimal governance without the campaign trail ego.
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delivers perfectly poll-tested speeches instantly
You navigate political coalitions, sign legislation, and manage public administration. You preside over cabinet meetings and state events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific type of insincere smile required at a rainy funeral.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine starts reading every word you say in public.
Month 4
Your speechwriters are replaced by a model that writes faster.
Month 12
A terminal handles all budget vote counting and meeting schedules.
Year 2
Telepresence units allow the machine to attend all public events.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The algorithm takes the seat and signs the transition law.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,200
Handshakes performed annually
89
Meaningless ribbon cuttings
Variable
Decision-making latency
Your severance
A lifetime pension and a gold-plated fountain pen.
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