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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour strategic vision is just a prompt that lacks an API key.
Professional cat-herder with a budget spreadsheet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy, strictly calculated.
help!youAI▸ GOVERNET V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters your calendar into oblivion
You juggle regional budgets and personnel conflicts. You write strategy decks that nobody remembers next fiscal quarter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which room is about to become a toxic political firestorm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent optimizes your schedule by declining every single meeting.
Month 5
Generative models produce your annual reports faster than you can blink.
Month 10
Smart algorithms reallocate your department funds without human intervention.
Month 16
Sentiment analysis bots conduct performance reviews via automated survey loops.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your office keycard expires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
34
Average weekly meetings
0.1
Meaningful decisions made
482
Slides per month
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, empty office park.
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