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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMoving files from one inbox to another is not a career.
Professional ink-drinker and institutional memo-shuffler.
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Bureaucracy at the speed of light.
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filters international crises into junk mail
You draft dry memos, process endless paperwork, and attend endless meetings to discuss upcoming meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which memo will cause a scandal before anyone else reads it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-organizing your messy digital filing system.
Month 5
Large language models replace your slow, boring drafting process.
Month 10
Decision trees handle your simple sign-offs without your presence.
Month 15
Software screens all incoming mail and replies for you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The Ministry declares your role redundant and unplugs your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
402
Stamps applied daily
8
Coffee breaks taken
1,200
Vague memos drafted
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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