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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Ministry Receptionist jobs? · Latest report #b2m3brvq
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsBelieving in the permanence of bureaucracy is your most charming clerical error.
Civil servant waiting for a law that never changes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Red tape is now a digital protocol.
split.you▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
denies entry requests with perfect legal syntax
You manage visitor security logs, answer policy inquiries, and direct civil service traffic. You are an obsolete gatekeeper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a visitor is lying about their paperwork before they even speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Mobile apps replace your plastic visitor badges immediately.
Month 5
Smart kiosks answer all your standard policy FAQs.
Month 13
The Ministry updates bylaws to allow headless document verification.
Year 1.9
Physical reception desks are removed to save floor space.
Year 3 · D-Day
You are invited to reapply for a role that doesn't exist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4
Coffee breaks per shift
12
Forms processed per day
0.4s
Seconds to dismiss inquiries
Your severance
A shredder and a very long, dusty queue.
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