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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Mission Control Operator jobs? · Latest report #82h94rby
Your job has an expiration date
May 29, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsOrbiting the drain while you stare at telemetry you cannot change.
Professional screen-watcher, expert in interpreting blinking green lights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the loop on human error.
oof.youAI▸ ORBITALLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts orbital drift before it happens
You monitor real-time aerospace telemetry and send command sequences to satellites or spacecraft in orbit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the data looks 'wrong' before the sensor alarms actually fire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors train on your logbook patterns to predict common anomalies.
Month 6
Algorithms begin sending routine housekeeping commands without waiting for your click.
Month 15
Voice comms move to text-to-speech agents that never require coffee breaks.
Year 2
Your interface hides complex telemetry to prevent you from interfering with success.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The mission succeeds perfectly without any biological input whatsoever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
0.001 ms
Telemetry latency
too slow
Human reaction time
zero
Orbital errors allowed
Your severance
A commemorative coffee mug that glows in the dark.
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