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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsCalculating gravity assists while the computer does the heavy lifting.
Orbital architect dreaming in conic sections and gravity wells.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The universe is just math, let us calculate.
oof.youAI▸ TRAJECTORY-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes fuel paths in nanoseconds
You solve complex multi-body orbital paths and delta-V budgets for satellite deployments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a mission design feels intuitively wrong before the simulation runs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin running ten thousand orbital scenarios while you sleep.
Month 4
Smart models start suggesting fuel-efficient burns better than any human.
Month 8
Automated solvers instantly reject missions that break physics constraints.
Month 12
The flight software takes direct control of station-keeping thrusters.
Month 16 · D-Day
Human mission designers are moved to the archival department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Infinite
Orbital maneuvers solved
Hazardous
Human error rate
Metric tons
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A vintage slide rule and a signed thank-you note.
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