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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Mission Operations Engineer jobs? · Latest report #f4r26brt
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsOrbiting the inevitable decline of your human-monitored telemetry streams.
Professional screen-watcher of precious, expensive space tin.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Commanding the stars without the biological lag.
blub.you▸ ORBITALLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts orbital drift before sensors trigger
You monitor spacecraft telemetry, manage daily command sequences, and troubleshoot complex system anomalies from a control center.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a silent console indicates a deep, structural system failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Smart agents index every telemetry anomaly into a predictive database.
Week 11
Routine command sequencing is handled by software following mission scripts.
Month 7
AI suggests hardware fixes faster than you can read them.
Month 12
The mission control software manages routine flight operations independently.
Month 19 · D-Day
The control room lights dim as the algorithm takes total command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 milliseconds
anomaly reaction time
1000 streams
telemetry analysis rate
zero
coffee breaks per shift
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-functional Mars colony.
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