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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsSaving souls is slow work that AI can batch process globally.
Travelling professional with a very long-term project.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Omnipresent proselytizing at scale.
split.youAI▸ FAITHSYNC 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized sermons in native dialects
You travel, preach, and guide converts through religious rites in foreign lands. Conversion requires physical, local presence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer genuine, unscripted eye contact during a crisis of faith.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Smartphones break the primary language barrier for basic introductions.
Year 7
Sensors and headsets allow remote interaction for weekly scripture study.
Year 17
Robotic vehicles navigate rough terrain to reach isolated communities.
Year 28
Large language models generate persuasive, culturally-perfected faith messaging.
Year 40 · D-Day
Holographic shrines finalize conversions without the need for human presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
1200 annually
Average travel hours
4.2 percent
Conversion success rate
2.5 languages
Language proficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to your next calling.
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