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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsPushing papers until the server room decides you are the paper.
Office dweller navigating the labyrinth of state compliance
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Automating compliance while you wait for lunch
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processes 9000 files while you type
You process state forms, enter data into legacy systems, and navigate endless bureaucratic approvals for Missouri citizens.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which specific printer actually works on Tuesdays.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR scanners convert your dusty paper stacks into searchable data.
Month 5
Software robots take over the repetitive data entry tasks.
Month 12
AI models start approving standard forms without human eyes.
Month 16
Citizens interact with chatbots instead of calling your desk.
Year 2 · D-Day
The state turns off the legacy server and your credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4.2
Coffee breaks per day
8 daily
Legacy system crashes
Infinite
Forms pending review
Your severance
A commemorative pen and a 2012 state calendar.
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