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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Mixed Martial Artist jobs? · Latest report #8bgv3ry3
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2033
In 6 years, 7 monthsYour opponent is currently being compiled in a high-fidelity physics engine.
Professional punching bag and submission escape artist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate striker, now with no heartbeat.
oof.youAI▸ COMBATSIM V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal counter-strike at millisecond speed
You spend years perfecting strikes and grappling for a cage. Soon, motion capture makes you entirely unnecessary.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the primal, irrational fear of being punched in the face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Sensors map your exact striking form for the digital archive.
Month 12
AI models learn to predict your reach and timing patterns.
Year 2.3
Hardened frames test combat kinetics without needing to breathe.
Year 4
Actuators replicate human joint torque for perfect striking power.
Year 7 · D-Day
Human fighters are restricted to historical exhibition matches only.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
14
Average concussions per career
8000
Hours spent sweating
89%
Bone breakage probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium streaming service.
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