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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou translate business panic into Jira tickets that nobody reads anyway.
Professional cat-herder of PhDs and data scientists.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Project oversight without the human overhead.
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schedules automated standups that never end
You coordinate cross-functional teams to deploy model training runs and manage the lifecycle of machine learning pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the lead engineer wants to quit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent parses business goals and generates Jira tickets directly.
Month 4
Dashboards replace weekly slides for non-technical stakeholders.
Month 8
AI models decide which compute clusters run which experiments.
Month 13
Automated dependency mapping resolves task conflicts without meetings.
Month 19 · D-Day
A central coordination engine manages all development cycles autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4,200 annually
Jira tickets created
98 percent
Meeting fatigue index
Zero
Gantt chart accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our project management plugin.
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