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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou are building the very thing that is currently deleting you.
Professional breaker of state-of-the-art training pipelines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing weights without the human salary.
split.youAI▸ AUTOMODEL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates gradient descent through recursive self-training
You spend your time training deep neural networks and obsessing over model weight convergence. It is a hobby.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify which specific hyperparameter tweak caused the model to hallucinate uncontrollably.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An AI agent reviews your spaghetti training scripts for efficiency.
Month 6
Software begins optimizing hyperparameter grids without human intervention.
Month 12
Robotic clusters handle data ingestion and model retraining pipelines.
Month 17
Advanced agents generate new architecture ideas directly from arXiv.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access to the server cluster is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Excessive
Coffee consumption per epoch
Astronomical
GPU cost per model
Infinite
Time spent fixing CUDA errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dark roast coffee.
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