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May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou train models to find cures while I train them to retire you.
Principal Scientist (expert in loss functions and grant politics)
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automates breakthroughs while you draft grant renewals
Leading research teams to build deep-learning architectures and managing non-profit grants and publication cycles. Orchestrating cross-functional teams to translate biological datasets into predictive medical outcomes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a donor why the experiment failed despite the perfect data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM agent performs your entire literature review in six seconds with zero bias.
Month 4
Your dataset cleaning rituals are replaced by self-healing vector pipelines.
Month 8
Generative models produce perfectly aligned grant proposals tailored to specific donor profiles.
Month 13
Scientific workflows are now directed by reinforcement learning agents managing lab assets autonomously.
Month 19 · D-Day
The institution realizes it no longer requires human intervention for scientific discovery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
40,000
Paper output per hour
100%
Grant success rate
Constant
Human error frequency
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