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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace ML Security Researcher jobs? · Latest report #uwe56d8s
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou protect the models until they decide they don't need protection.
Full-stack threat hunter, mostly regex and existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security for your digital brain.
glub.youAI▸ SENTINELGRID V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they manifest
You hunt adversarial prompts, patch model drift, and audit training data pipelines for hidden bias or backdoors.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the intuition to spot a novel attack that defies every known pattern.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents begin flagging anomalies that usually trigger your late-night alerts.
Month 4
Our software writes its own red-teaming prompts to stress-test internal security.
Month 9
The system pushes its own security updates without waiting for your sign-off.
Month 15
Internal audit bots handle all security documentation for regulatory bodies automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system secures its own perimeter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9%
Prompt injections detected
Zero
Training data poison events
Nil
Human manual review time
Your severance
One free subscription to a dying industry journal.
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